Cedar wright stuck in crack

What is it that sets climbersapart from the skiers, surfers, runners, and every other extreme athlete? What makes us special? The answer is, of course, quite nuanced and complex.

Man Stuck for 12 hours in Generic Crack at Indian Creek

But, I can say with heartfelt conviction that, when compared to other extreme endeavors, climbers crap their pants a lot. And that is special. I have a “two degrees of poop” separation theory that every climber either has a poop story of their own or a story about a friend pooping their pants, or in some other manner getting covered in poo.

It just comes with the limited defecation resources we endure in the vertical world.

If you’re like me (and I hope you’re not), you don’t have just one crappy story. You have enough to fill an entire issue of Climbing magazine. Sadly, the editor shut down my dreamy pitch of putting out the mag’s first ever “Poop Issue,” and has limited m Man Stuck for 12 hours in Generic Crack at Indian Creek GUMIF